What constitutes "vagabond," anyway?

On the way to dinner with a car filled with friends.


"What's this 'Wayfarin' Vagabond' thing, anyway?


"It's my new blog."


"Oh. Cool."


[Pulled it up on my iPhone and showed it off...]


"Wow! That's nice... I like it!"


"Thank you."


"But you're not really a vagabond."


"No? How do you figure?"


"You can't be! You live in my basement!"


"Sometimes I do, yes. But what about all those other years? Before I lived in your basement? And when I'm not in town..."


"Forget the other years. Now you live in my basement. So you can't be a real vagabond."


"I see your point. But it's a good hook, no?"


"Yea. I do like it..."