This is a real, completely not made up by me, sentence. It was said to me this very day over the telephone. Just now. I'm not kidding:
"I'm standing in a kiddie pool, talking on the phone, while a small child walks circles around me, carrying a chicken nugget."
Then, moments later: "Ooop. The chicken nugget's down.... Hm. How bad could it be if...? Oh, never mind. The nugget got stepped on."