From last night's email: on travel

Two little emails from sis, about to depart for an out-of-town conference. Great way to start the day with a smile.

9:52PM
Subject:
"permitted items on airlines"

Did you know that you are not allowed to carry on cattle prods when flying?  You can, however, check your cattle prod, so no need to worry if you are en route to the rodeo or cattle drive or what not.

 
Cheers

 

9:55PM
Subject: "More on the same"

Snow globes and like decorations regardless of size or amount of liquid inside, even with documentation:
 
Also prohibited in carry on.  :(