Great tongue-in-cheek song about being on twitter
Tuesday, 23 September, 2008 at 8:24 AM Found a seriously funny song by Ben Walker called You're No One If You're Not On Twitter.
You can hear it, see the video, and read all about it over here on his site: IHateMornings.com.
He posts a candid, mildly self-deprecating piece about niche songwriting and the hope that this song will "go viral" over here. Very worth a read.
Hat tip to Evo Terra (Guess where I discovered him??? No really, just guess!) who featured it in his "Found Things" corner.
Oh. And you should follow me on twitter. :)
Here are the Lyrics:
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter
And if you aren’t there already you’ve missed it
If you haven’t been bookmarked, retweeted and blogged
You might as well not have existed
In the old days it was all about achievements
Collecting all your trophies in a shrine
Then everybody came across the internet
And suddenly you had to be online
A home page was all you really needed
To seem like a success but not a geek
As long as you updated semi-annually
And checked your email once or twice a week
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
Technology was moving rather quickly
And the next thing you needed was a blog
With intimate and detailed press releases
And now and then a photo of your dog
More recently the students brought us Facebook
And everybody has a hundred friends
The parties in the photos look amazing
They’re not so great but everyone pretends
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
Now you need to publish every movement
And every single thought to cross your mind
I’m told the Twitterverse is full of rubbish
But most of us are actually quite refined
We validate each other’s insecurities
And brag about the gadgets that we’ve bought
We laugh out loud at every hint of jolliness
And try to self-promote without being caught
You’re no one if you’re not on Twitter…
Reader Comments (2)
Reminds me years ago when my best friend's son, who was about 6-7 at the time, told his friends that "My Aunt Dena is FAMOUS. She has a page on the web."
You ARE famous!!!! :)